Tom’s Old School

Greetings Earth Travelers! 

The sound in the forest told me to write you. We don’t get much internet up here in the deep mountains of the Pacific Northwest, but down Old Creek Road past the Debauchery Bar, past Meditation Row you will find the Hillbury Library. Four months ago, I was on the world wide web and found your offering. 

My mind was blown away.

Finally others are preaching on the same wave length as me. You see, my travels and encounters have led me to believe the same thing as you. 

My pace was quick as I left the Hillbury Library, skipped past Meditation Row, and sashayed right on by Debauchery Bar down Old Creek Road. The truth about Nossing.com really resonated with me. 

I want to help you. I want to ease your birth into the world of understanding. 

A bit about me:

Not much is known about my life, until I woke from a coma at age 7. They say give me the man at 7 and I will show you the man, well, my first 7 years literally did not exist. So I entered the world with a clean slate. By 15 I was an accomplished piano teacher and muse to a number of older artists. Age 20 found me held hostage on a liner in the south pacific. A decade later I was running one of the most successful financial companies in the world. A year after that I gave it all up to attempt to privatize helping others. As you might guess, that was a ludicrous idea, but the lesson I learned is sometimes you have to get crazy to get sane. At 47 years young, I sold off all my assets which would allow me to live many lifetimes in the mountains so I figured, why not? I knew that a sign was coming for what was to be next. You are that sign.

So I would like to help you. I propose to write one letter each week. I will walk down Old Creek Road, past the Debauchery Bar, past Meditation Row, past the Hillbury Library to the Old General Store and speak to Horace, who among other duties, is our representative to the United States Postal Service. If you would like to accept my proposal, please respond with the included self addressed envelope. 

I truly love your internet web site. That being said, I do have some notes. Please see attached.

With Honor,

Tom Hawkins