Nomophobia. Nomo-wha? NO MObile PHone PhoBIA - a psychological condition when people have a fear of being detached from mobile phone connectivity. Fear. Anxiety. About Your Smartphone? Yep, it's a real condition. Think of it like taking a Favorite Toy away from a Toddler. It's the same thing. You're a Toddler. You need to be... Continue Reading →
Digital Wellness Gurus advise smartphone addicts to change their lock screen to say: What For? Why Now? What Else? That's fine. But it sure involves a lot of brainpower. We at Farewell Project prefer a simpler solution. An Image. A Jarring Image. Something that immediately causes the viewer to recoil in horror, regurgitate a swallow... Continue Reading →
Work from home. Work remotely. Work without pants. That's basically the best way to put it. We're all stuck at home. Living at home. Working at home. Eating at home. Exercising our right not to Exercise at home. So how do we cope with being stuck at home for the foreseeable future? First, we curse... Continue Reading →
I wonder if a baseball cap and a sombrero had a baby, what would it look like?
"Snubbing a person in favor of your phone." How to deal with this human? Fortunately we at Nossing have spent countless hours in the field testing out various situational options for when such disrespect occurs. Recourse #1 Discreetly stick your finger down your throat and throw up all over the person's phone & hand. Now... Continue Reading →
So you wanna get away, eh? But do you really want to get away? Truly commit to it? If so, then we have some choices for you. We've kept these picks to the Northern Hemisphere. If you want to go "full nossing" and escape completely from the shackles of modern tech then may we recommend... Continue Reading →
An antidote to Breaking News. Your life is what you pay attention to. So if you pay attention to a smartphone, then you are a smartphone. If you pay attention to video games, you are a video game. Pay attention to those you love, then you are love. Whoa, that was deep. I vow to... Continue Reading →
Put on some dashing short shorts. Don your favorite chapeau. Snatch the comfiest sweatshirt you own, you know the one, it feels like Sunday morning. You're gonna wanna down a lot of water. Hydration is paramount. Then lace up those sneaks nice and tight, but not too tight, we still want those toesies to be... Continue Reading →
As a sister holiday to Thanksgiving, what if I hosted a Gratitudevent in May: what would I serve? Sushi & Smoothies?
"Between grief and nossing I will take nossing." - Mark Zuckerberg
So you've spent the entire weekend without physically interacting with another human soul. You're probably feeling like this: How do you pull out of this mute zombie state? First, know that you are not alone. Up to 66% of the population under 40 have gone through exactly what you are experiencing now. You have two... Continue Reading →
Is it possible to hug a porcupine if you're wearing a bubble wrap parka?
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What's happening NOW.A New Year, a New You. Nossing launches April 1, 2019!Don't be a Fool! You're welcome.
Greetings Earth Travelers! The sound in the forest told me to write you. We don’t get much internet up here in the deep mountains of the Pacific Northwest, but down Old Creek Road past the Debauchery Bar, past Meditation Row you will find the Hillbury Library. Four months ago, I was on the world wide... Continue Reading →
THE 22 STEPS Throw your smartphone out the window.Breathe. Deeply. In. Then out. Slowly.Go splash some cold water on your face & the back of your neck.Eat a healthy lunch. Maybe with a smoothie.Remove a hammer from your toolbox.Smash your smartablet with hammer.Throw your smartablet out the window.Take a long walk around your neighborhood.Stop at... Continue Reading →
"What do you get the man who has everything?" - Elon Musk
There's a whole generation weaned on the digital teat. When I visit my grandfather he's out behind his cabin in the dead of winter bare barrel chested choppin' wood with his bare hands, no blade required. Anytime I go see my dad he needs help figuring out why his Wifi keeps going out but his... Continue Reading →
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