"Snubbing a person in favor of your phone." How to deal with this human? Fortunately we at Nossing have spent countless hours in the field testing out various situational options for when such disrespect occurs. Recourse #1 Discreetly stick your finger down your throat and throw up all over the person's phone & hand. Now... Continue Reading →

So you wanna get away, eh? But do you really want to get away? Truly commit to it? If so, then we have some choices for you. We've kept these picks to the Northern Hemisphere. If you want to go "full nossing" and escape completely from the shackles of modern tech then may we recommend... Continue Reading →

Put on some dashing short shorts. Don your favorite chapeau. Snatch the comfiest sweatshirt you own, you know the one, it feels like Sunday morning. You're gonna wanna down a lot of water. Hydration is paramount. Then lace up those sneaks nice and tight, but not too tight, we still want those toesies to be... Continue Reading →

THE 22 STEPS Throw your smartphone out the window.Breathe. Deeply. In. Then out. Slowly.Go splash some cold water on your face & the back of your neck.Eat a healthy lunch. Maybe with a smoothie.Remove a hammer from your toolbox.Smash your smartablet with hammer.Throw your smartablet out the window.Take a long walk around your neighborhood.Stop at... Continue Reading →